You might be a Trekkie if....

…you’ve submitted corrections to KLI.org .

you’re certain that the shooting star you just saw was an exploding borg cube.

you and any of your friends have a discussion over which is more correct “Trekkies or Trekkers.”

you actually saw the movie “Trekkies” in the theater.

you’ve built a life size replica of Captain Pike’s wheel chair.

Nurse Chapel / Deanna Troi / Beverly Crusher / Dax is your Dream Woman.

you know who Ashley Judd is, because of her appearance on The Next Generation.

you can name the bridge crew for the original series.

you can name the members of each bridge crew and their rank for the Next Generation series.

you can name the bridge crew, their rank, and their species for Voyager.

you know the different classes of starships.

you also know the top warp speed, inertial damper tolerances, and standard weaponry of each class.

you own a Star Fleet manual…

you read The Physics of Star Trek and came up with counter arguments to the mentions of General Relativity as it applies to Star Trek.

you’ve had more Gene Roddenberry sightings than the Enquirer has had Elvis sightings.

you’ve ever worn a pair of Vulcan Ears..