Ways to tell you've 'grown up'

1. Your house plants are alive... and you can't smoke any of them
2. You keep more food then beer in the fridge
3. 6am is when you WAKE up, not go to bed
4. You go from 140 days of vacation to 2 weeks
5. You're the one calling the cops about the kids next door who won't turn their music down
6. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt
7. You congratulate your friends when they get pregnant