Common Kissing Offences!

I am shocked that people in their 20's and 30's can still be bad kissers! Don't be afraid to tell people they're bad, or they'll never get better! Here are the 5 most common bad kissers...

The first sign of a bad kisser is the inability to respond to feedback. If you’re not getting a positive response, don’t be afraid to stray from a move that you thought worked on someone else. Bad kissers often make the mistake of hoping you’ll grow to like whatever weird thing they’re doing. This almost never works and almost always leaves your lover bemoaning your inexperience.

The Vampire Lip-Sucker
If you start sucking on, and then biting someone's lower lip, and they pull away, that means they don't like it! While a soft little nibble can be sexy, doing it 10 times in a row can leave your date looking like they got punched in the mouth.

The Speed Racer
Another common attribute of a bad kisser is out-of-sync kisses that don’t match the other person’s rhythm. Just as relationships are about finding a happy medium, kissers should try to conform to a mutual speed. If you're kissing faster then a techno beat, or you look like a pigeon... that's a BAD sign!

I Have A Tongue, Too, Thank You
This is someone who has a knack for filling their partners mouth with their whole tongue, which is completely uncomfortable for the recipient. We can't reciprocate if we can't move our tongue!

The Vacuum
This the opposite of the previous smoocher — they suck your tongue right out of your mouth and hold onto it. Again, completely uncomfortable! Unless you know exactly the amount of suction to exert and the duration to hold your partner’s tongue captive (hint: it’s not five minutes), you’re treading into Bad Kisser territory.

The Cheek Licker
Licking your date’s cheek will leave them either grossed out or laughing in your face. Licking people’s faces isn’t hot. (I don’t care if your gf/bf in freshman year loved it; she was one in a million.) When it comes to kissing, the tongue should make contact with two (and only two) places above the shoulders besides the mouth: the neck and the ear. But if you shoot for these erogenous zones, don’t overdo it. Wet willies and hickeys are for amateurs.