Prediction For Most Popular Halloween Costume

Thanks to the abundance of train-wreck celebrities, disasters and political calamities, there are other worthy alternatives this year to going as Captain Jack or a slutty nurse.

Halloween is more than a month away, but some early predictions are pegging an oil-splattered jumpsuit, with the words “Bad Planning” as the logo.

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Most crowd-pleasing

•Steven Slater. How to do it? Flight attendant uniform, double-fist beer all night and unleash expletive-laced tirades on anyone who gets in your way.

•Katy Perry: Giant lollipop, low-cut dress and oversized costume tata's. Elmo stuffed into the cleavage.

Most predictable

•Any member of the Jersey Shore cast (double deductions for Snooki or The Sitch.) Extra points for fake tanning to a perfect shade of orange.

•Lady Gaga in a meat dress, kale bikini or any other food product.

Most conceptual

•The unemployed statistician: Sensible shoes, a giant calculator and a stack of copies of the long-form census to hand to everyone you meet.

•The double-dip recession: Dress up in a homemade stock market chart and spend all night around the salsa.

•Eyjafjallajökull: You’ll need mad papier-mâché skills to recreate the Icelandic volcano in all its glory. Sporadically throw handfuls of dirt at people throughout the night.BAHAHAHAHA!