What do goblins drink? Ghoul-aid
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? Wrap
What's a monster's favorite bean? A human bean.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
What did the skeleton say to the vampire? You suck.
Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boo-s.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.
What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? Dead ends
What is a vampires favorite holiday? Fangsgiving
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? Mas-scare-a.
What do ghosts get in their coffess? Scream and sugar!
What do witch's eat on Halloween? Fettucinni Afraid-o
What do witches use in their hair? scare-spray
What instrument do skeleton play? Trom-BONE.
What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-Berries.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.
Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? He has a bat temper.
Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.
Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
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